A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”BOSS. LOLOL
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Are you afraid of the dark? Do you ever wonder what lurks beneath your bed or what might be peaking at you beyond your closet door? Do you enjoy the pumping of adrenaline as you are scared to death? Then this is the master download post for you. I’ve always enjoyed horror movies, so with the help of Sydni, we’ve put together a list of horror movie essentials.
psycho (1960) - download
night of the living dead (1968) - download
rosemary’s baby (1968) - download
the exorcist (1973) - download
black christmas (1974) - download
the texas chainsaw massacre (1974) - download
carrie (1976) - download
eraserhead (1977) - download
halloween (1978) - download
alien (1979) - download
amityville horror (1979) - download
cannibal holocaust (1980) - download
friday the 13th (1980) - download
the shining (1980) - download
poltergeist (1982) - download
sleepaway camp (1983) - download
nightmare on elm street (1984) - download
hellraiser (1987) - download
stage fright (1987) - download
pet sematary (1989) - download
IT (1990) - download
jacob’s ladder (1990) - download
the people under the stairs (1991) - download
silence of the lambs (1991) - download
candyman (1992) - download
interview with the vampire (1994) - download
se7en (1995) - download
scream (1996) - download
audition (1999) - download
the blair witch project (1999) - download
the haunting (1999) - download
house on haunted hill (1999) - download
the sixth sense (1999) - download
frailty (2001) - download
session 9 (2001) - download
28 days later (2002) - download
the ring (2002) - download
house of 1000 corpses (2003) - download
leprechaun: back 2 tha hood (2003) - download
wrong turn (2003) - download
saw (2004) - download
shaun of the dead (2004) - download
the descent (2005) - download
high tension (2005) - download
hostel (2005) - download
wolfcreek (2005) - download
[rec] (2007) - download | subtitles
the devil’s rejects (2007) - download
hostel II (2007) - download
the mist (2007) - download
the orphanage (2007) - download
paranormal activity (2007) - download
the poughkeepsie tapes (2007) - download
dead snow (2009) - download
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Kurt Hummel.
